Kylan Robinson wrote
at 4:59pm
Che....
Here are my picks for "Leaders of the Enslaved World, Version 2.0." The world is a rapidly changing place, so it makes sense that evil must evolve over the course of time.
1) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran and avid hockey fan
2) Kim Jong Il, Chairman of the National Defense Commission, Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, and former James Bond villain
3) Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela and Beach Boys enthusiast. Plus, he has prior experience.
I admit that some of these qualifications are unverified, but I feel that I am a very good judge of character so they must be true.
What do you think?
Your friend,
Fuser
Weston Stover wrote
at 11:36pm yesterday
Fuser,
Do you realize that two-thirds of the "Leaders of the Enslaved World" are now defunct? Shall we find replacements or simply retire their numbers? I feel there may be deserving candidates waiting for a chance.
Regretfully,
Che
Kylan Robinson wrote
at 10:52pm yesterday
Dear Che,
We must organize a fitting memorial for our beloved Fidel. This is a very sad day. And he's not even dead yet.
-Fuser
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